The election in Ottawa-Orléans will be fought from the Tory bunker with Herr Harper dictating commands to his Petain-like candidate Royal Galipeau. Ooo, I can’t wait.!

Word has it that upon seeing that his main competitor occupied the same strip mall but at a higher perch, Nostferatu skulked around hrumphing and grumbling up and down the mall side walk as though trying to will the competitor’s office away. In the meantime, his evil minions were busy surrounding the competitor’s campaign office with Nostferatu signs.

Please, someone tell me the difference between a lie and strategic maneuver in the Harper campaign?

I think that Elizabeth May will not only tear a strip off of Harper’s hide during the English debate, but people will be looking forward to it.

Elections are much like chinese food, you have just finished eating and you are full of it.

But then you see the fool that was elected, like our federal MP, then you cannot wait to engage again in an election.

You then get to eat your fortune cookie, and you read your fortune “…may we live in interesting times”